Muh Badd.

Sometimes you gotta break it down...

Hi, I'm Kristina and I hate text messages. I think we've had this conversation before. Ok, maybe Im being harsh, when it's short and to the point or you know something that makes you smile like Good Morning, then the shits coo. But here is an example of how people are so outta touch with the old school way of communicating.

I get a text today from my ex. "Happy Mother's Day."

I don't respond. You know during Christmas and Thanksgiving I get about 50 texts saying, "Merry Christmas" and I don't respond because I think it's a general, sent to everyone in their phone book kind of text. If it were personalized, it would read, "Happy Thanksgiving comma Kristina exclamation mark.."

So I treat the Happy Mothers Day text just the same.

He calls me about 10 minutes ago. It scared the shit outta me cuz my phone on a Sunday night, never rings! HA! He's all like, did you get my text? I broke it down to him. "You know, I don't do well with texts, I thought it was a general blah, blah, blah, wah, wah, wah..."

"Um, no I don't have a "Happy Mothers Day" file folder to send those messages to, that was meant for you."

OH-muh badd, what was wrong with your phone that you couldn't call at an earlier, decent time where you could have not only spoken to your daughter but properly just have taken 30 seconds to say hey Happy Mothers Day my second baby's mama, thank you for being a better baby's mama than the first bitch I knocked up.

I had your child dude. My nose was REALLY fat for you. I couldn't see my toes. People thought I was having twins and ready to pop at 7 months. I was bigger than 5 houses in a fuckin cul de sac. My vagina was on fire.......I want a phone call like what people used to do in the 90's. If we were living in the 90's would he have paged me upside down messages..Oh you didn't get my message, turn your pager upside down, dat reads Happy M Day..

Oh...

wtf.............