They say chocolate is like good sex.

I kill me sometimes...

The other day I came into work looking kinda proper. Well, I curled my hair, that was about it. Sorry, no pictures of it. ANYWAYS..I met my best friend for lunch that day. I took her to this little cafe where they have these bomb ass panini's.So we enjoyed our little plates of food for big prices.

Then I made a special purchase.

I go back to work and I am just fucking glowing happy. I run and tell my boss and coworker that " I got something." They heard: "I got some" They're like, who, what, where, nooner..they're basically jumping for fucking joy..Then I said, "NO...I got SOME-THING.." They're like oh...ah..what'd you get...did your homegirl take you down the adult store..did you get a dildo? "

I gave them the bag to open.

"Kristina- "

Yes.

"this is a cookie."

Yes, chocolate chip.

"You didn't go to the toy store?"

No.

"You didn't curl your hair cuz you had a date & your homegirl wasn't a coverup?"

No.

"Kristina, we haven't seen you smile like this in awhile..you're smiling like over a damn cookie...Kristina, you need to get laid"

Well, it's a REALLY good cookie....

"You should be gettin excited over some sex, not cookies..."

Oh....

They say chocolate is like good sex right???

Ok, maybe not. I guess I would have rather have had a nooner than the cookie but hey. Hmmm...you know it's funny.Earlier that morning they told me you'll never get a better workout than from when you have sex. I said, " Damn, I guess I'mma gain weight soon then.." See, now if I continue with that attitude and eat some fucking cookies for pleasure..yikes.

I don't think I need a good fuck, I think I just need some excitement in my life. OK, maybe I do need to stop self baking my cookies.