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Vox Hunt: Outta My Way

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:18:07 -0700

Show us something that is standing in your way.

If it was truly distance, then the state of Oregon is in my fucking way. Move Oregon so Kristina can be happy again..
I don't have a picture of Faith and Hope. But they seem to be standing in my way of getting over him. :(

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Things On A Tuesday...Could this day be any worse?

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:55:38 -0700

At 9:27PM tonight, I found myself asking the question...what was there to love about today exactly? I'm not sure I can even bullet point love/& loathe for you right now. I'mma try but then I might fuckin narrate in between! Ugh..

I woke up this morning with this in mind. Do something positive and different today and start living a "life".But then we had this emergency meeting today and all of sudden I found my solo plans of doing something exciting cancelled. Guess I gotta start my life another day...

Loathe:

I worked 11 hours today.
Because I still seem sick at work, they made me wear a mask.
3 totally different people told me over the past 2 days that I need to get laid and it's only Tuesday.
My toes is jacked.
I'm too tired to cook.
I'm too tired to go to the grocery store.
I may work 11 hours tomorrow.
I don't think I'll get a day off until next week.
I felt fat today. Fat and wearing a mask...Hmm, sexy shit, yo....
I ran only 20 minutes cuz I'm fucking TIRED.
It rained.
It continued to rain.
It poured.
My last 2 periods were faint and light and today it was a bloody fuckin ugh!..I thought my fucking vagina was caving in on me
The fact that someone would even think of telling their "marriage" therapist about me.
Fuckin dumb-asses
Fuckin dumb asses who don't know how to drive shit in the rain.
Fuckin dumb asses who are just fuckin dumb.
I tried to fart earlier and it was stuck in my asshole.
The fact I don't have time to get drunk and drunk dial or drunk text Mr. Cali so I'm contemplating "delirious after 11 hour work day" emailing his ass to tell him I love him....we don't know if it's right or wrong but we gotta loathe the shit anyways...

Love:

The fact that some of the events in the past few days have proven to me that I am not vunerable and I'm not a fuckin dumb ass.

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QotD: Daydream Believer

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Tue, 13 May 2008 05:12:18 -0700

What do you daydream about? Is it something far-fetched, or something that might actually happen?
Submitted by lost_in_eternity2207.

Sometimes when I'm at work, I order breakfast from this little cafe. I dream about owning the cafe, or having my own "spot". I don't think it's far fetched, I just know I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility right now.

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Food is Art.

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:30:06 -0700

I say it's sugar free cheesecake on the left and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the right. And in the center is bread pudding. My co-worker however thinks differently. She says breading pudding? Naw- penis with 2 balls.

Penis Pudding

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And yet...

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Mon, 12 May 2008 04:45:34 -0700

Another dream.
About him.
It's ok to dream, right?
I'm sad this morning.
I'm still in love.

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Muh Badd.

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sun, 11 May 2008 22:11:59 -0700

Sometimes you gotta break it down...

Hi, I'm Kristina and I hate text messages. I think we've had this conversation before. Ok, maybe Im being harsh, when it's short and to the point or you know something that makes you smile like Good Morning, then the shits coo. But here is an example of how people are so outta touch with the old school way of communicating.

I get a text today from my ex. "Happy Mother's Day."

I don't respond. You know during Christmas and Thanksgiving I get about 50 texts saying, "Merry Christmas" and I don't respond because I think it's a general, sent to everyone in their phone book kind of text. If it were personalized, it would read, "Happy Thanksgiving comma Kristina exclamation mark.."

So I treat the Happy Mothers Day text just the same.

He calls me about 10 minutes ago. It scared the shit outta me cuz my phone on a Sunday night, never rings! HA! He's all like, did you get my text? I broke it down to him. "You know, I don't do well with texts, I thought it was a general blah, blah, blah, wah, wah, wah..."

"Um, no I don't have a "Happy Mothers Day" file folder to send those messages to, that was meant for you."

OH-muh badd, what was wrong with your phone that you couldn't call at an earlier, decent time where you could have not only spoken to your daughter but properly just have taken 30 seconds to say hey Happy Mothers Day my second baby's mama, thank you for being a better baby's mama than the first bitch I knocked up.

I had your child dude. My nose was REALLY fat for you. I couldn't see my toes. People thought I was having twins and ready to pop at 7 months. I was bigger than 5 houses in a fuckin cul de sac. My vagina was on fire.......I want a phone call like what people used to do in the 90's. If we were living in the 90's would he have paged me upside down messages..Oh you didn't get my message, turn your pager upside down, dat reads Happy M Day..

Oh...

wtf.............

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QotD: Happy Mother's Day

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sun, 11 May 2008 08:32:24 -0700

What's the best thing about your mom?

She's caring. She tried her best with me. She still loves me after all my mistakes. She's been able to put up with my dad for 35 years. She loves God and feels that God is protecting our family. She remains optimistic about EVERYTHING. She is the kindest woman I know. And I love her.

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The best Mother's Day gift ever...

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sat, 10 May 2008 22:32:51 -0700

Is that I haven't had to change a shitty diaper all week. Gabby's been shittin in the toilet & *taking her sweet time doing it too just like her daddy. I mean seriously, I know people have bathroom rituals. Mine is-go in, sit my ass down, shit, wipe, wash hands, and go on about my bid-ness. I rarely bring my phone in the bathroom unless I'm in the middle of a conversation and I go pee. Shittin-on the other hand requires a bit more skill.

I remember my ex trying to have serious conversations with me while he's in his "office", with the door open. *holding my nose and breath.

So something tells me he's shittin in front of Gabby and probably singing Itsy Bitsy Spider with her after he just wiped his ass off from his first round of shit..........

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Entertainment QotW: Reel Talk

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sat, 10 May 2008 20:38:55 -0700

Which yet-to-be-released movie are you excited to see?

*pshhh...

Sex and The City.

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Self Portrait Saturday..

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sat, 10 May 2008 20:11:30 -0700

Eh,or it's just plain fuckin boredom..Plucked my eye brows too thin, but loved my hair today..

So here y'all go:

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0510081507

0510081455

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