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Vox Hunt: SMS Show & Tell

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:26:20 -0700

Show us your last text message.

Ironically this is my last text message so far this evening:

No,, I'm not trying to take the title for queen of text messaging. But last week was actually a good week to blog about some of the messages left on my cell. The different variety of things people tell me and me bored at work, sitting on hold, flipping thru the texts and then pretty much laughing out loud at this shit.

But I think this message from this evening wins this week.

Text reads: Sent 5:45PM

U ever been 2 a lesbian cruise?

HAHAHAHAHA..

Well, lemme think.

1. I don't so much care for water, ok large body masses of water anyways. I do showers and I am willing to attempt to do it in showers but oceans...eh...
2. My friend invited me to a cruise last year and it wasn't hosted by Rosie O'Donell or Disney for that matter. It was Royal Caribbean..
3. Have I mentioned how much I appreciate penis's?
4. Have I mentioned how I love penis's to be in my vagina and not a strap on?
5. I like guys.
6. Lemme rephrase-I like guys born with penis's.
7. Our cruise went to the Bahamas.
8. I think the chick at Starbucks hit on me the other day and I have no intentions of flirting with her even though she is Filipino and technically if she were a guy, then I would maybe show interest.
9. I've only been on one cruise..
10. I'm not gay- lame maybe but not gay.

I think a better question would be, Would I consider going on a Lesbian cruise?

No.

Would I consider turning Lesbian?

No. If you think guys are bad, I'm pretty sure bitches are worse.

U ever been to a Lesbian cruise?

Um,I'm gonna have to say that is a negative,sir. Never been.....

LMAO.............

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Vox Hunt: Say Cheese

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:09:35 -0700

Show us a smile.

0526081636

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Vox Hunt: Sunday Snapshot

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sun, 25 May 2008 20:30:10 -0700

Show us something special/unique about your Sunday.

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Vox Hunt: Outta My Way

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:18:07 -0700

Show us something that is standing in your way.

Mapdata

If it was truly distance, then the state of Oregon is in my fucking way. Move Oregon so Kristina can be happy again..
I don't have a picture of Faith and Hope. But they seem to be standing in my way of getting over him. :(

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Vox Hunt: In Honor of Cinco de Mayo...

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:44:28 -0700

Show us something you love about Mexico.

Tamales

Avocado

And of course...Tequila!

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Vox Hunt: Spice Things Up!

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:07:13 -0700

Show us a spice in your kitchen.
Submitted by homebody.

In the Kitchen

Try Kristina with your dinner, before dinner...even after dinner. She's also good as breakfast or a healthy snack. You can also add her on top of Spanish rice with avocado...

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Vox Hunt: New Coke!

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:10:56 -0700

Show us a discontinued food or product you wish would return.
Submitted by Shawn.

Bath and Body Works...they have this Chocolate lotion that's wonderful..and this Pumpkin Body Butter...Both discontinued.:(

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Vox Hunt: Looking Back on March

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:14:51 -0700

Show us something that represents how the month of March went for you.

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Vox Hunt: Good Morning!

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:20:14 -0800

Show us what you look like when you just wake up.
Submitted by kartika.

Kim

Yea....riiiigghttttt......I wish!

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Vox Hunt: Funny Photo

nobody@vox.com(kristina-uncensored) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:32:05 -0800

Show us a photograph that makes you laugh.
Whenever we get together in a Vegas airport..(this was taken in July 07)we are half asleep, hungover, fucking rolling off of stupid shit...and taking pictures of ourselves with my camera phone.

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